Wait, I can’t just say “heehoo COVID funny” anymore? Aw man. Well, here are some dreadful club ideas for you to chew on.
Hacking Club: Raided by the IT department and was shut down.
Putting up Chairs Club: Relive your inner third grader! Show how much of a big boy you are.
Shoe Buying Club: Removed for being too ranty. I don’t wanna lose my job. -Ed.
Cooking Club: A grease fire’s just a wood fire with extra steps, right?
Bromfield Doesn’t Care: Go away. We hate you.
Varsity CAD Team: Brush up on your mouse-wielding skills with precision clicking.
Rock Climbing Club: Had the police called on them when they realized they had nowhere to practice except the side of the school.
Tautology Club: Tautology Club meets every day that Tautology Club meets.
THE Club: Nobody knows anything about it. It just is. Everyone’s in it. Do not attempt to leave.
Cheese Tasting Club: I actually saw this on a trip to WPI. College is weird.